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Performer in Washington, DC. I show off pictures of friends dogs as if they were my children. I love bad pictures of myself. I'm using this space to accomplish my 2012 resolutions.

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May
18th
Sat
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Two eggs but three yolk!  I’m eating TWINS!  I’m a monster!

Two eggs but three yolk! I’m eating TWINS! I’m a monster!

May
9th
Thu
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Business beer lunch!  Sweet Baby Jesus, a peanut butter porter, is the winner. It tastes like the salty and fibrous shell of a peanut!  Crazy good.

Business beer lunch! Sweet Baby Jesus, a peanut butter porter, is the winner. It tastes like the salty and fibrous shell of a peanut! Crazy good.

May
8th
Wed
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This is the name of my favorite citrus-based soap opera!

This is the name of my favorite citrus-based soap opera!

May
7th
Tue
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whitehouse:

Share this so your friends know about President Obama’s plan to fix our broken immigration system: http://at.wh.gov/kKKSb

whitehouse:

Share this so your friends know about President Obama’s plan to fix our broken immigration system: http://at.wh.gov/kKKSb

May
6th
Mon
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handsomedogs:

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo todos!

Adorable!

handsomedogs:

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo todos!

Adorable!

May
5th
Sun
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Best growler note EVER!

Best growler note EVER!

Apr
28th
Sun
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vh1:

“Throne Together” the romcom “Game Of Thrones” spinoff we all desperately want.

I would watch this.  Please make this happen HBO!

vh1:

“Throne Together” the romcom “Game Of Thrones” spinoff we all desperately want.

I would watch this.  Please make this happen HBO!

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The fabled “shark balloon” held by @jonpoole around 5:45AM today. Genius idea to cheer on the ladies of the Nike Women’s Half Marathon. Unfortunately, we lost the balloon while cycling to mile marker 4. Never stop moving!  #sharks!

The fabled “shark balloon” held by @jonpoole around 5:45AM today. Genius idea to cheer on the ladies of the Nike Women’s Half Marathon. Unfortunately, we lost the balloon while cycling to mile marker 4. Never stop moving! #sharks!

Apr
24th
Wed
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Termites could also be inside this envelope. Just saying!

Termites could also be inside this envelope. Just saying!

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khealywu:

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patbaer:

frankhejl:

purns:

My heart

KATE!!!

More joy for your Wednesday!

This is the best!

This the best thing ever, and also the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life.

This is wonderful!  I love it!